Mumsnet, for our money, is one of the most misunderstood corners of the internet.
Uncharitably described as "4chan for middle aged women" its thousands of bloggers and posters discuss everything from post-marital sex hygiene to the Big Questions about life, love and the universe via politics and fourth wave feminism.
It's got an entire language all of its own to confound non-Mumblrs, and as one Mumsnetter wrote for Independent Voices in the aftermath of the Great Penis Beaker Furore of 2013:
We're edgy, irreverent and love a good yarn. We've got an opinion about everything and special language and emoticons that we all understand. We give virtual pieces of cake, brews and occasionally biscuits, ( as in, 'that takes the').
But if you can't handle them at their worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve them at their best:
1. Penis Beaker.
If you've never been on Mumsnet before, this is your baptism of fire.