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Today Prime Minister Theresa May will give a speech which is expected to shed light on an as-yet-unclear Brexit plan, for the nth time.
Here's your bingo card for this most auspicious of occasions:
Let it be your rudder through an unintelligible swamp of buzzwords and dross, this fine afternoon.
For live updates on the speech and more, follow the Independent's live blog.
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