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If the story about Donald Trump's appearance in a softcore porn film sounded unbelievable, so will the latest revelation.
The Republican candidate for president claimed a former Miss Universe was in a porn film (she wasn't), and then it transpired that in 2000 Trump had a (non-sexual) appearance in a Playboy VHS.
So a normal day in the 2016 race for the White House.
But further research by indy100 (reading the Amazon reviews for porn's DVD release) has uncovered something even more shocking.
Of the two reviews posted for Playboy - The Bernaola Twins: Playmate 2000 one contains some very important information about the film.
There's a massive continuity error:
There is a Playboy blooper in this video. In the beginning of the video you see the twins enter the Cryogenic processor nude; when they come out they are wearing high heels, a skirt and bra top.
When the twins go back into the Cryogenic processor the ladies are nude and wearing high heels.
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Suspending your disbelief is one thing, but this is too far. This is porn we're talking about here, not something unrealistic like Donald Trump running for president.
Everyone knows that's not how a cryogenic processor works, it doesn't add more clothes! It processes cryogens.
Shame on you Mr Trump for appearing in something where the script supervisor was so sloppy with the continuity.
This is why the Hollywood types don't like you. This is definitely the reason.
Another, less verbose, but nevertheless comprehensive, review also provides us with details about the Trump softcore, without having to endure watching it.
Quality girls! Good service and price!
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Only four stars though, come on mate. You didn't even notice the blatant problems with the Cryogenics scene, and that customer gave it five stars.
Sad!
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