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Joe Vesey-Byrne
Aug 02, 2017

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The things we do for love.
BV 'Ben' on Twitter recently shared a story of the perils of dating in the big city.
Ben said he was asked on a date by Tindr match Tom, who also asked him for some ideas some ideas for where the two pair could go.
Being an organised fellow, Ben says he replied with a PowerPoint.
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And Tom's response was:
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Ben then proceeded to share the PowerPoint slides, so we can all bask in the date that 'could have been'.
Suggestions for dates included junkyard golf, a late night museum trip, and the Millennium dome.
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Thoroughness is sexy. We all know this.
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With each suggestion, he also provided a measured analysis of the pros and cons of each date.
For instance, for junkyard golf Ben said:
Pros:
- I am really at it so I can show off...
And...
Cons:
- It's on Brick lane so there's a lot of w**kers
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In conclusion, Ben wrote:
The aforementioned options are just that, options. If you just want to go for a drink at a pub I am with that too - but I thought it be nice to suggest something more fun and fulfilling.
If you have any suggestions I am willing to consider them too
I look forward to hearing back from you soon.
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As Tom, the recipient, blocked him, we'll never know how things could have turned out at the Sir John Soane's Museum.
However, Ben did hear from the makers of PowerPoint, Microsoft Office.
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Someone, somewhere, will appreciate an organised presentation with visual aids.
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HT Mirror
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