11 things the UK needs to get back to where we were before Brexit

Britain is broken.

Well. That's what 48 per cent of us would say if the EU referendum result is anything to go by.

As journalists Steve Clark and Janine Gibson have pointed out, there a few things on the wish list that could restore the country to its former glory (or you know, just the status quo) of a mere two weeks ago:

Well then. Shall we start with the gin and work our way through the rest?

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