The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their second child, as announced on Twitter.
Twitter might be a good place to avoid for the next six months if you're a republican.
But you might want to start a #prayforsimonmccoy hashtag before you go.
Never forget how The Independent reported the event of Prince George's christening.
With a 19-word nib on page 27 the day after.
Or how Private Eye reported his birth.
The baby will be a baby.