Here's what the world would be like if we spoke like we write Facebook statuses

Why do people send out vague passive aggressive messages, over-excited outbursts, sanctimonious moralising and endless hashtags on social media when they don't speak anything like that in real life?

Comedian Jason Horton wanted to bring the world's attention to this conundrum of 21st century life and created a video where he gets people to read out Facebook-style status updates.

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