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What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done? Oh go on, be a devil, spill the beans...
Well, apparently, the naughtiest thing Theresa May has ever done is erm, well, run through some fields of wheat. Yep, you heard that correctly.
Here's the whole glorious interview in full. Just soak it up:
Since that momentous scoop was revealed in June 2017, the internet has run wild with memes mocking the prime minister's favourite kink.
Now, it's deputy leader of the Labour Party Tom Watson's turn.
A field of wheat. Tempting. https://t.co/xKVuYEbkYL — Tom Watson (@Tom Watson)
Oh go on then. https://t.co/mUX39wqn7R — Tom Watson (@Tom Watson)
@rurallabouruk 😉 https://t.co/pla74bgKiO — Tom Watson (@Tom Watson)
@tom_watson Here you go, have some music🌾🎶 https://t.co/NWrYwtyiJE — Ped (@Ped)
@lollymix Wild — Tom Watson (@Tom Watson)
@tom_watson Tom, that’s Barley not Wheat but distinguishing between them can be tricky for non farmers - they are d… https://t.co/VOjL4HAquT — Guy Smith (@Guy Smith)
@essexpeasant @NFUtweets I was sort of using poetic licence but would be delighted to accept your offer. — Tom Watson (@Tom Watson)
@tom_watson How naughty 😏 — Christopher Wylie 🏳️🌈 (@Christopher Wylie 🏳️🌈)
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