People are relentlessly mocking the naughtiest thing Theresa May did as a child

What's the naughtiest thing @theresa_may has ever done?https://t.co/Y8Ys4T2fAT https://t.co/5QvIXVNEl8

— ITV News (@ITV News) 1496740254

'Of course, we were actually trying to use the wheat to hide the remains of a family dog we'd just killed.'

— Ian Dunt (@Ian Dunt) 1496749135

Sorry Theresa, but Amelle from Sugababes trampled a field of wheat better in the video for her 2014 solo single "Su… https://t.co/umb51zNjIc

— Nick Levine (@Nick Levine) 1496761995

Anyone seen Theresa May #GE2017 #wheatfield https://t.co/DuWWhh4K5e

— Whingeing Welshman 🐉 (@Whingeing Welshman 🐉) 1496745914

I'm Danny Dyer and I'm about to meet Britain's nawtiest wheat runners https://t.co/LLqK03DSuR

— Kit / Chris (@Kit / Chris) 1496742584

https://t.co/3f3xb7Xxo9

— Tim (@Tim) 1496749395

#Journorequest Looking for a farmer whose wheat was trampled by children in Oxfordshire c. 1966. For a sensitive piece.

— Jack Sommers (@Jack Sommers) 1496759049

what's the naughtiest thing i ever did? heh [briefly imagines tortured screams of women prisoners, immigrants, the disabled] i trod on wheat

— normal account (@normal account) 1496755261

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FUN FACT: Crop circles are the result of Theresa May running through wheat fields and repeatedly performing U-turns. #fieldsofwheat

— Carl Maxim (@Carl Maxim) 1496749951

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