Comic Papyrus is, in its creator's words, the "font to end all fonts".
It melds Comic Sans with Papyrus and was designed by Ben Harman.
Harman told i100.co.uk the response to his franken-font had so far been "overwhelming positive".
And rightly so — it is divinely appointed to usher in the new millennium. As of today, over 50,000 people have viewed it on the online store at creativemarket.com, and more are flocking to see its pristine letterforms. Strangely, however, only 50 people have actually purchased it.