Pop duo Electro Velvet will represent Britain at the Eurovision song contest this May with Still in Love With You.
It is the debut song from Alex Larke, who performs with a Rolling Stones tribute act and Bianca Nicholas, a recent contestant on The Voice. It was chosen by the BBC as part of an open contest and so far it has received almost universally negative reviews. Here are the best of the bad reactions:
The Guardian: It's probably Nigel Farage's ringtone
Still in Love With You sounds like a nightmarish (and unnecessarily long) effort to fuse the DNA of Cotton Eye Joe, the 1994 song Doop by Doop and the collected works of Scatman John into a monstrous new form, possibly as a way to deliberately make Europe disassociate with us entirely. Nigel Farage is probably making it his ringtone as we speak.
Read the full review here.