Tennent's was asked why it doesn't do low calorie lager and gave a brilliantly Scottish reply

In one of his stand-up sketches from a few years back, comedian Frankie Boyle recalls a moment in a Glasgow pub when an Englishman asks for a lager and lime.

The barman's response (in thick Glaswegian accent): "Sorry pal, we don't do cocktails."

In that spirit, Tennent's, which brands itself as "Scotland's favourite pint", was clearly perplexed on Friday when someone asked them on Twitter why they don't do a low calorie version, perhaps along the lines of a Coors Light, or a Becks Premier Light.

To which it pointed out...

Well played, Tennent's. Well played...