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Monday marked actor Ryan Reynold's birthday, and he had a hilariously dark message about his children.
The actor has a tradition of tweeting dark thoughts about his kids, and his birthday was no exception.
My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1508765938
Here are some of his best larks from the past.
I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1433470619
LOVE dressing my daughter in baby clothes. The itsy-bitsy pink pajamas. The tiny white socks. The black leather mask. Cuteness overload!— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1434165545
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1434717736
On Fathers Day, my daughter smiled at me. It was all the gift I needed as I packed a bag and left for 6 years to write a book on parenting.— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1434889710
Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this".— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1440599049
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1441992788
Dressed my lazy, 10 month old daughter as Newt Gingrich for Halloween because all she needed was the tie. https://t.co/8elDoaQB7Q— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1446223652
Love writing nursery rhymes for my daughter. Her favorites are, "Sunshine-Cuddle-Time!" and "Everyone You Know Will Eventually Die."— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1447263894
Happy birthday to my baby girl! Sad I lost my virginity. But thankful I have a daughter.— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1450293495
Despite his jokey approach to parenting, Reynolds and partner Blake Lively have also discussed more serious parenting advice.
In 2017 the couple revealed that they never use the word 'feisty' to refer to their daughters, on the grounds that the adjective is never applied to young men.
HT LadBible