Lauren's Tinder bio
Lauren's Tinder bio
Twitter/meme god screengrab

Online dating is hard. Especially when it comes to summing up who you are in 500 characters or fewer.

Lauren from San Diego appears to have done it.

The twenty-year-old lost her right arm as a result of a moped accident.

Speaking to BuzzFeed News, she said:

I was going pretty fast on a moped and lost control of it, and I hit the median in the road. I flew off and hit a sign and it sliced my arm off.

A police officer who showed up soon after was tourniquet trained, and saved her life.

Adjusting to the loss was difficult, but after a while she started telling jokes about it. “It kind of helped,” she said.

Turns out, she's really funny...

After a night of drinking, she posted the mother of all Tinder bios (because all good Tinder bios happen when drunk). Here goes:

Hands down the best catch on Tinder

Face 10/10

Body 9/10

Personality 20/10

Arms 1 / 2' 

And her job title?

Arms dealer.

The offers came pouring in…


A spot on Saturday Night Live, methinks?

Lauren is currently raising money for a bionic arm, you can find out more here.

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