
Online dating is hard. Especially when it comes to summing up who you are in 500 characters or fewer.
Lauren from San Diego appears to have done it.
The twenty-year-old lost her right arm as a result of a moped accident.
Speaking to BuzzFeed News, she said:
I was going pretty fast on a moped and lost control of it, and I hit the median in the road. I flew off and hit a sign and it sliced my arm off.
A police officer who showed up soon after was tourniquet trained, and saved her life.
Adjusting to the loss was difficult, but after a while she started telling jokes about it. “It kind of helped,” she said.
Turns out, she's really funny...
After a night of drinking, she posted the mother of all Tinder bios (because all good Tinder bios happen when drunk). Here goes:
Hands down the best catch on Tinder
Face 10/10
Body 9/10
Personality 20/10
Arms 1 / 2'
And her job title?
Arms dealer.
The offers came pouring in…
I want to marry her? Like right now https://t.co/HkAphD2riy— Jeremy Wolfe 🌐 (@Jeremy Wolfe 🌐) 1502378739
@BuzzFeed where can I find her???— YoBabyzDaddy (@YoBabyzDaddy) 1502412595
@BuzzFeed like to meet her— Scott Pipes (@Scott Pipes) 1502384144
@MEMESG0D @BabyAnimalGifs She had me at "arms dealer"— Cigarrett (@Cigarrett) 1502289390
Funny.
A spot on Saturday Night Live, methinks?
Lauren is currently raising money for a bionic arm, you can find out more here.
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