Below - with all science and precision - we reveal the top contender and the worst crisps as well with a selection that includes Walkers, Pringles, Skips, Tyrrells, Doritos, NikNaks, Hula Hoops, Quavers, McCoy's and Monster Munch to name a few.
So there you have it. Disagree with our assessment? You're wrong. This is a crisp dictatorship.
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