My man gets 100 erections a day and I get no rest ...
A woman has revealed an unusual problem in her two-year-long relationship – her boyfriend gets up to 100 erections per day.
Vikki Brown, 31, and Lucas Martins, 39, met by chance when they bumped into each other in a Morrisons supermarket during the Covid lockdown in 2020.
They live separately but regularly see each other – and Vikki says ‘there’s no rest’ from the constant erections.
“From the beginning until now, wherever we are he can have an erection, it’s up to fifty to one hundred times a day,” said healthcare worker Vicky. We only have to be sat watching a film, walking down the street or going to friends for a coffee and he’s got an erection. Sometimes it’s embarrassing but he just laughs about it.”
Vikki had previously been single for a number of years after ending her relationship with her children's father - when she met Lucas. The couple, from Stoke-on-Trent, met when they were both in Morrisons during lockdown in 2020 and Lucas called Vikki ‘beautiful’ after seeing her in the queue.
Despite turning him down when he first asked her out, Lucas eventually won Vikki around and they ended up going on a date together. Since then, they’ve been together for two years and despite living separately they see each other regularly.
She says his constant desire for sex cuts into her own time and she struggles to keep up with chores and appointments while meeting her amorous boyfriend's desires. Despite mentioning the matter to a doctor, he has been told it's not a medical issue - and says it's never happened before meeting Vikki.
Vicky said: “We actually met in my favourite childhood supermarket Morrisons – I was in my uniform with wet hair and a mask on and as we were queuing up he walked around the corner with a massive piece of fillet steak in his basket and said ‘wow aren’t you beautiful’. We got speaking and I turned down three coffee dates at the start because I was so happy being on my own – we would never have met unless we bumped into each other in Morrisons.
“Through the whole relationship he’s always had an erection - in shops, restaurants, the gym – there's no rest from it at all and I just wondered if any other couples are the same. In bed it’s the same, he can go to sleep with an erection and wake up with one, even though he does night shifts there’s no change in it at all.
“It’s every single place we are – we can be having a perfectly normal everyday conversation like ‘shall we go and climb this mountain next weekend’ and he has an erection. I can come down the stairs and walk past the glass door and be in the next room and it still happens. I’ve spoken to him about it and he’s always believed in good intercourse with his woman and wife-to-be – he says it will bring the relationship closer and I do believe that too, he just wants me all the time.”
Lucas, who works in management, said: “It just seems to be natural, I’ve got a wonderful woman next to me – she's a goddess, she only needs to look at me and speak to me and I get hungry for it.
“When we first started I said I’m happy with one as long as we get on in all aspects we’ll be fine – and after a year when most couples would die down, months and years go by and we get hungrier for each other. If that pheromone and testosterone just link together correctly, I can easily come to bed and look at Vikki and have an erection, I fall asleep with one and wake up with one.
“It’s unique and different but it’s because of the woman I’ve got next to me – to me she is a goddess, she is basically a forbidden fruit and for that reason I just want to eat it. It’s how she makes me feel, I’ve never experienced before how she makes me feel, our bodies are so connected and that is so easy.”
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