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The wisdom of a bartender knows no bounds; armed with a shaker, a near endless supply of alcohol and juice, this man or woman can see into your soul.
One drink order at a time.
To that effect, bartenders have been sharing their knowledge about what your drink order says about you on Reddit:
Probably an alcoholic.
You like to smuggle alcohol into bars.
Broke university student.
Have major FOMO.
Planning to get smashed.
You had a rough day.
You just turned 21.
You probably won’t tip.
You're a hipster (if the beard didn't already give you away).
You give into peer pressure easily and make poor life choices.
You’re in a band.
You play way too much RPG.