That being said, Liz Kendall, the Labour MP for the Leicester West, had some very good moves and will probably be on the next series of Strictly off the back of this performance.
Yet, jokes aside, is this really what the UK has been reduced to? A sort of reluctant enjoyment of dystopia enacted by five individuals who are refusing to go home, despite the party finishing five hours ago.
It's like the last days of Rome. A Caligulan descent into oblivion where we have lost all sense of decorum and dignity and say, "You know what? This truly is hell, so let's embrace the rapture while the horns are blaring."
Others didn't find it quite as distressing as this writer, but it was certainly a surreal spectacle and people didn't know what to think.
This is what the end of civilisation looks like https://t.co/DIhKDwq5M0