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Chicken Nuggets are ludicrously comforting. There's nothing like a large plate of beige breadedness to come home to.
Even for vegans and vegetarians it's fantastic - the Quorn versions are possibly tastier than the 'real' chicken.
What if you could make eating them your job?
Sadly, veggies, this is where your interest in the article probably departs.
Discount retailer B&M are looking for a Chicken Nugget Connoisseur to test their range of frozen foods.
It's a temporary vacancy, but we're sad to report the successful applicant will only be paid in the form of monthly £25 vouchers to spend in-store.
The application page says they are looking for someone who enjoys:
Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cakeThat time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourselfGoing to an event or party because there is free foodYou value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in lifeYou can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips
A spokesman for the store said in a statement:
Next month we'll be launching a brand new fresh and frozen food range in a selection of our stores nationwide.To help us ensure that the range is the best in the country we're offering one lucky person the chance to taste test some of our range.
Next month we'll be launching a brand new fresh and frozen food range in a selection of our stores nationwide.
To help us ensure that the range is the best in the country we're offering one lucky person the chance to taste test some of our range.
So if you were going to shop there anyway it may be worth it, but you won't be able to pay rent with nuggets.
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