
We've all been there. Swiped right on a whim on Tinder, then, the next thing we know, we're awkwardly chatting about something we really don't care about, with someone we *really* don't want to see again.
Well, if you think you've had it bad in the dating arena, then spare a thought for the poor woman who ended up on a date with Michael Jackson in his video, 'Thriller'.
You know, the one where just after declaring his undying love and giving the girl a beautiful ring, he causally transforms into a werewolf.
Yes, you thought the self-involved moron with a stamp collecting obsession and bad breath was bad. Think again.
The idea occurred to comedian Roy Wood Jr to do just that. In a now viral Twitter thread, he decided to imagine he was the woman, Ola Ray, who went on the fateful date with MJ, only to get the shock of her life.
Opening the string of tweets, he wrote:
What if 'Thriller' actually happened & Michael Jackson's date Ola Ray tweeted about the next day.
Needless to say, the thread didn't disappoint. Enjoy!
after a few mins I told him I was ready to go home. Turns out the movie theatre wasn't next to any other stores or… https://t.co/HI1kPcYd57— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi) 1535575357
zombies start chasing us. Now at the very LEAST I'm expecting him to man up, This fool clinging on to ME like imma… https://t.co/fnbly5PNch— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi) 1535576265
So I dipped off in this house and here come wolf zombie with his squad. he reached out to eat me the next thing I k… https://t.co/fGBzXSp62A— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi) 1535576772
We don't talk anymore but I just wanted to share my story so the rest of ya'll can be safe. If you meet this dude n… https://t.co/vvM9bVnISZ— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi) 1535576935
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