David Cameron is back! While pointing at fish and seemingly forgetting to change his shirt for three weeks, the prime minister has come in for repeated criticism for a failure to recall parliament while sunning it up on holiday in Portugal and Cornwall.
He did return briefly to deal with the fallout of James Foley’s brutal beheading, supposedly at the hands of a British-born Islamic militant, and was said to be “receiving regular updates on his Blackberry” throughout his time away.
But while he's been on his 14th and 15th holidays as prime minister, he's missed all of these important events taking place at home and across the world:
Aug 2: Dave jets off
With conflicts in Iraq, Gaza and Ukraine continuing apace, the prime minister flies off to Portugal with his family.
Aug 3: Dave jets back
For the closing ceremony of the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow and for First World War memorials the following day in Belgium:
Returns to Portugal again
After flying around Europe on an RAF jet for a few days, Cameron returns to his family via a commercial flight.
Baroness Warsi resigns from Government
Baroness Warsi's departure marks the first time a government figure has resigned in protest over policy regarding Israel and Gaza - a policy she described as 'morally indefensible'.
Within what seems like a matter of minutes, the PM is on Twitter (he did say about that Blackberry) with this dire metaphor:
Pressure to cancel arms deals with Israel
The Liberal Democrats turn on their Coalition partners and call for Cameron to cancel arms export licences with Israel as the death toll in Gaza surpasses 1,800 - Downing Street confirms a review of the deals is underway.
Horrific reports emerge of 40,000 people in a “scramble for survival”, stranded on the barren Mt Sinjar in northern Iraq.
Cameron returns for Cobra meeting
The PM returns to London a day early to chair a meeting of the government's emergency Cobra committee over the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Iraq, but faces increasing pressure to recall parliament - which he continues to refuse to do.
Ukraine fears Russian invasion
A huge deployment of around 260 Russian aid trucks towards eastern Ukraine sparks international fears of a 'Trojan Horse-style' invasion.
One dead among 35 people found in shipping container
The final debate takes place between Alex Salmond and Alistair Darling on whether Scotland should choose to leave the United Kingdom in its independence referendum next month. A straw poll suggests the majority of viewers thought Alex Salmond - supporting the 'Yes' vote - came out on top.
Boris Johnson confirms he wants to run for MP in Uxbridge and South Ruislip at next year's election - a safe Conservative seat since 1970.
Finally returns to No. 10
While no one can begrudge a man his holiday, many have criticised Cameron for taking so much time off in a time of crisis. Still, at least this man has been on hand, looking after Britain’s foreign affairs while he was away…