“Ted Cruz, who four years ago took permanent residence up the ass of a man who beat him in every election by calling his wife ugly and slandering his elderly father, says this is emasculating,” Kimmel said.
He then goes on to say that Cruz is not human. “He is a moist, gelatinous tubeworm whose elastic-band pants are filled with an inky discharge every time he speaks.”
Kimmel often compares Cruz to a blobfish and even names their 2018 one-one basketball match “The Blobfish Basketball Classic.”
As a result, Cruz tweeted out a reference to that basketball match, saying he kicked his ass and called him a “punk”. He also suggested they settle the matter on the court again. (Cruz did beat Kimmel in the game.)
.@JimmyKimmelLive keeps talking crap. Really tough guy.
Here’s a reminder, when we played one-on-one, I kicked his… https://t.co/gkFlavahLC