The hilarious and sweet elaborate customer request went down a treat with Redditors
A customer request shared to Reddit has since gone viral as it had everyone in stitches. That’s because, the anonymous customer had managed to turn a small, minor pizza request on his pepper preference into a thorough, 200-word stream of consciousness.
In a bizarre-yet-wonderful note, the customer said: “I put green peppers but don’t actually want them.
“I want banana peppers instead but they aren’t listed and I don’t want the uncomfortable scenario of adding a topping in the comments but not paying for it and then you’re all ‘this a**hole is going off menu and expects free banana peppers’.”
“I’m not that guy”, he added.
Hundreds of comments flocked to the Reddit post in favour of the ‘pepperocinio guy'Reddit
In an attempt to round things up - before rambling again - the concise customer said:
“Anyway, to sum up: no green peppers as listed in the topping for this pizza, substitute banana peppers.
“Also, I prefer to call them pepperoncinis but I fear the obvious pepperoncinipepperoni mix up.”
Just a short 20-lines down, he signed off with: “Keep it real you glorious bastards.”
Redditors were huge fans of the ‘pepperoncini guy' and flocked to the post to show appreciation.
Many of which were well-wishes for the anonymous customer with hopes that he received free extra peppers.
One Redditor pointed out the question that was on everyone’s mind: “This always confuses me because my comments are capped at 25 characters, I barely have room to ask for garlic sauce much less write a novel about peppers”.
“As some who owns a restaurant this made my day. I want to print this out and put it on the wall so all my employees can have a laugh.” another added.