Reading is cool, ok.
And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
It was the great John Waters who once said:
We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t f*ck them!
That’s advice to live by.
But if you’re using it to lowkey try and make yourself look more cultured and automatically superior to people who use Snapchat or watch reality TV, it is less cool.
Girls who read books instead of being on their phones are way more attractive— Chris Tito (@Chris Tito) 1489252744
Girls who read books instead of being on their phones are way more attractive
Have you worked out the obvious flaw in that tweet?
Did you tweet this with a book?
This theme continued:
Um @Cweestofer how do you know what they're doing on their phones? https://t.co/mQJ6BUH2em— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.) 1489288521
.@Cweestofer https://t.co/9M6lCkQUKs— PROMO PAGE FOR @FeliciaVox (@PROMO PAGE FOR @FeliciaVox) 1489297341
.@Cweestofer https://t.co/3cDQFhCJWZ— changa (@changa) 1489331080
@Cweestofer what if she reads books on her phone https://t.co/raxaKsHEiR— 🔮 (@🔮) 1489343642
Think before you tweet, kids.
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