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A new 'study' from a health supplements company 'Forza Supplements' has divided male shapes and sizes into five categories.
Apparently these only apply to men in the United Kingdom.
They're actually based on basic 2D shapes:
Each one constitutes a proportion of the UK male population's proportions.
The health experts at Forza Supplements gave examples of each body type:
Sadly dodecahedron was not represented.
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