9 things men can all agree on

Nightclub toilets can solve what a course of therapy couldn’t in just ten minutes, and the calories consumed when hormonal scientifically don’t count.

These are just two things all women can agree on.

Men, on the other hand, can reach agreement over some rather different issues. A Reddit threat recently proved this, by asking other lads what they all unanimously agree to be correct.

No surprises a lot of answers concerned penises.

1. No queues are the best queues

2. Public displays of rearrangement aren't fun

3. The dude language

4. How amazing it is that the world is a toilet

5. Zipper etiquette

6. The importance of the urinal code

7. Nodding

8. Limits

9. There are some things you don't mess with

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