This has to be the worst Mother's Day card in the history of Mother's Day

Last year saw the probably inevitable rise of the sexually suggestive Mother's Day card.

Now, however, a shop in Glasgow has invented a a straight-up Oedipal nightmare.

That's right kids: if you didn't get around to it on Valentine's Day, you can tell your mum she's someone you'd "like to f--k" on Mother's Day instead.

Twitter user Natalie said she spied the card in a local shop. She tweeted it with the caption "This is, without doubt, the worst Mothers Day card ever, RIGHT?" and we are strongly inclined to agree with her.

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