Last year saw the probably inevitable rise of the sexually suggestive Mother's Day card.
Now, however, a shop in Glasgow has invented a a straight-up Oedipal nightmare.
That's right kids: if you didn't get around to it on Valentine's Day, you can tell your mum she's someone you'd "like to f--k" on Mother's Day instead.
Twitter user Natalie said she spied the card in a local shop. She tweeted it with the caption "This is, without doubt, the worst Mothers Day card ever, RIGHT?" and we are strongly inclined to agree with her.