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Very few words other than the headline are necessary to introduce this video.
And for the record, we are pulling this face right now:
Tapirs are majestic endangered creatures that live in Central and South America and Southeast Asia.
They also have prehensile penises, which can be used to grip (and therefore helps successful insemination during mating).
But at least one enterprising tapir realised that with a schlong that long, he can also satisfy itches. Not a bad idea if you're lacking arms.
It's true what they say: you learn something new every day.
H/T: IFL Science
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