This is what you're missing on Sarah Palin's new site

Sarah Palin launched a new subscription-only website last month.

For only $10 a month you can enjoy coherent, cutting analysis of the day's political issues that would leave Jon Stewart wincing with jealousy. Or something like that...

Here's what we can make out she's trying to say, in a quote destined to echo down the ages:

We believe, wait… I thought... fast food joints, meh, don't you guys think they're like of the devil or something, that's what, liberals...

Stay tuned for more.

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