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The news last week that having a loving partner can help you sleep better, has reminded us of one of our favourite night time tales.
Lindsay Stamhuis, a teacher from Edmonton, Canada, has been kept awake by her husband's, Aidan Hailes, sleep-talking ever since they got together in 2003.
However, Hailes midnight mutterings aren't the usual goobledygook - ex's names, what they ate for dinner, etc. and are so hysterically bizarre that for the past two years Stamhuis has documented what her husband says and texted it to him.
Hailes, who admits that he "ejects gold" when sleeping, took screenshots of his wife's messages and posted them on on Imgur and the internet loved them. Here are some of our favourites.
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