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[To Australian Aboriginal people]: Do you still throw spears at each other?
[Talking to a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea:] You managed not to get eaten then?
[During the 1981 recession:] Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
[At a Buckingham Palace drinks party, to a group of female MPs:] Ah, so this is feminist corner then.
[To survivors of the Lockerbie bombing:] People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still drying out Windsor Castle.