If you took Ryan Gosling and made him a little more... tired.
So says one woman when asked to describe her boyfriend to a police sketch artist.
The six couples who took on Distractify's challenge seemed to find the end results more amusing than upsetting.
Still, we dread to think what the woman whose boyfriend described her as a "poor man's Eva Mendes" will say when she watches this back - or the gentlemen whose girlfriend said he had a "beard like a magician". They say you always hurt the one you love...