
Donald Trump Jr has reportedly signed a book deal, and it goes without saying that the internet is well and truly going to town with this information.
Politico reports that the president of the United States' eldest son signed the book deal with Centre Street Books, an imprint of the Hatchette Book Group, for a book:
...that will focus on politics, current events and the future of the MAGA movement.
The publication claims that publisher Rolph Zetterson and Centre Street editorial director Kate Hartson negotiated the deal with literary agent and attorney Tom Winters, and the book is reportedly due to be released later this year.
It goes without saying that as soon as this scoop made its way into the public domain, people began to well and truly roast Trump Jr, who isn't known for his, let us say, literary finesse, and the hashtag #DonTrumpBookTitles became one of the top trending topics in the United States.
Definitely, don't look, by the way, absolutely nothing to be seen here.
Definitely, don't look at the #DonJrBookTitles tag. There's most certainly nothing absolutely hilarious within its… https://t.co/qaOvSwcK4L— Alex Cole (@Alex Cole) 1558533747
Oh, go on then. Here are some of the best.
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“Harry Potter and the Morally Hollows.” 🧙♂️ #DonJrBookTitles https://t.co/0TXx4MQDJq— Santa Claus, CEO (@Santa Claus, CEO) 1558535161
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How To Win Friends and Influence People With Your Dad's Help #DonJrBookTitles— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast) 1558536723
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Lord of the Lies #DonJrBookTitles— Sheryl 😷 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸💉💉💉 (@Sheryl 😷 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸💉💉💉) 1558536309
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@IvankaTrump @EricTrump @LaraLeaTrump @TiffanyATrump @kimguilfoyle "My Daddy And I Went To Prison" #DonJrBookTitles— Darvans (@Darvans) 1558534783
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Mopey Dick #DonJrBookTitles— Hi, I’m CJ (@Hi, I’m CJ) 1558533070
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#DonJrBookTitles “I Was A Teenage Werewolf” https://t.co/enIl3M8eRZ— TrudyM (@TrudyM) 1558531981
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@TheRickWilson @thedailybeast #DonJrBookTitles At least I'm not Eric— Kevin Resists 🌊 🌵 #BidenCalm (@Kevin Resists 🌊 🌵 #BidenCalm) 1558531041
Even Ivanka Trump got involved with the hashtag, although people were quick to point out that she may have misunderstood it slightly...
When #DonJrBookTitles is trending on Twitter... @EricTrump @LaraLeaTrump @TiffanyATrump @kimguilfoyle and I are ha… https://t.co/fHoCMX9ioa— Ivanka Trump (@Ivanka Trump) 1558533871
@IvankaTrump @EricTrump @LaraLeaTrump @TiffanyATrump @kimguilfoyle I don’t think you realize why it’s trending.— Tony Posnanski (@Tony Posnanski) 1558534488
We wait with bated breath to hear the actual title...
HT Politico
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