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A beard is a wonderful thing.
It can make a man appear more distinguished, or more of a hipster depending on your preference, it keeps you warm and can help ward off some forms of throat diesease.
However, this beard doesn't do any of those things.
Police are searching for a man who they believe might have robbed a petrol station in Florida while sporting a drawn on beard.
Yep. A drawn on beard. That's some disguise.
Authorities are offering a reward for anyone who knows anything about the man’s identity, but people are a bit too distracted by the fake facial furniture…
This person is a suspect in a Robbery at the Holiday Gas Station on US 19-if you have info call @crimestopperstb 1-… https://t.co/b1XgYX5GHA — Pasco Sheriff (@Pasco Sheriff)
@PascoSheriff @crimestopperstb I think it's a woman trying very hard to look like a man. Hiding her hair, wearing coveralls, painted beard. — Kris (@Kris)
But, for clarification, witnesses described the bearded thief as male:
Just to clarify, the previous description was based on witness statements that the suspect was a male. https://t.co/1jDtThD9Bz — Pasco Sheriff (@Pasco Sheriff)
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