
God himself is at the mercy of President Donald Trump, if a new and wholly terrifying placard is to be believed.
Proudly displayed in the front yard of a Trump supporter’s house, the sign reads:
Because Trump is, of course, superior to God – an eternal being, who millions of people around the world believe created the whole universe.
Makes sense.
Understandably, the responses to the placard have been both confusion and astoundment, if not because the sign violates the first of the 10 Commandments:
Thou shall have no other gods before me.
Cue bewilderment:
@DonnellyAntonia Let me get this straight: The infallible, omnipotent being that created the heaven and earth in 7… https://t.co/Y7bZeMZW55— 🆘Gym Jordan's Jacket🆘 (@🆘Gym Jordan's Jacket🆘) 1581924493
@DonnellyAntonia Are the evangelicals ok? Should someone do a wellness check?— Clea Bean (@Clea Bean) 1581907237
@DonnellyAntonia Holy mother of blasphemy.— Suzan Scott (@Suzan Scott) 1581956654
@DonnellyAntonia Thank goodness I’m a Catholic✝️ ... and thankful that Evangelicals don’t consider people like me… https://t.co/ATvVAjc12i— Pass the ERA! (@Pass the ERA!) 1581916267
And then God himself chimed in with this searing hot-take:
@DonnellyAntonia Wtf no I don’t— God (@God) 1581964091
No word yet from Donald Trump in response to the placard, but judging by his tweet history, we wouldn’t be surprised if he gave it a cheeky RT.
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