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Dina Rickman
Jun 24, 2015
Jon Stewart devoted ten glorious minutes to Donald Trump’s consistently entertaining bid to become the next American President on The Daily Show on Tuesday evening.
“He’s great for the Republicans because the more he talks, the more he appears on Television, the more he makes the other Republicans’ crazy seem kind of reasonable by comparison," Stewart staid.
Harsh. But the outgoing Daily Show host didn’t really need jokes to skewer Trump as much as a well-put together montage of the tycoon’s recent quotes from media appearances about his bid to become “commander in Trump” (“the only presidential candidate ever who looks like the back of a shar-pei brought to life by an enchanted wig”).
Here are some things Trump has actually said to the media his presidential bid:
We have incompetent people running us, we are the big stupid fools.
- Something Donald Trump actually said
There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.
- Something Donald Trump actually said
Jeb Bush... I call him a stiff.
- Something Donald Trump actually said
There is no Iraq, I don’t have any respect for them.
- Something Donald Trump actually said
The wall will go up and Mexico will start behaving.
- Something Donald Trump actually said
Watch the full segment below:
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