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9 things you should never say before sex

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What you say on a first date is important, it can mean the difference between a snog at the front door and getting a cocktail chucked in your face.

If you do manage to get past the doorway however, another series of challenges awaits you - and what you say just before sex could be even more of a disaster if you get it wrong.

Fortunately, Redditors have come to your rescue with what not to say, inspired by film quotes:

There are the creepy phrases:

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

- TrueBlueShabadoo

Where we're going, we don't need eyes.

-adenansu

Now is not the time for fear, that comes later

-RumbleControllerFun

Some majorly weird ones:

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

-IGemini-

Release the Kraken!

-more_whiskey_please

Do you wanna know how I got these scars???

-Hudson818

And a few were just too-honest:

Say hello to my little friend

-Wolverine_007

60 percent of the time it works every time

-wagglemonkey

You'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

-frobino

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