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Jessica Brown
Feb 09, 2017

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What you say on a first date is important, it can mean the difference between a snog at the front door and getting a cocktail chucked in your face.
If you do manage to get past the doorway however, another series of challenges awaits you - and what you say just before sex could be even more of a disaster if you get it wrong.
Fortunately, Redditors have come to your rescue with what not to say, inspired by film quotes:
There are the creepy phrases:
Dead or alive, you're coming with me
- TrueBlueShabadoo
Where we're going, we don't need eyes.
-adenansu
Now is not the time for fear, that comes later
-RumbleControllerFun
Some majorly weird ones:
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
-IGemini-
Release the Kraken!
-more_whiskey_please
Do you wanna know how I got these scars???
-Hudson818
And a few were just too-honest:
Say hello to my little friend
-Wolverine_007
60 percent of the time it works every time
-wagglemonkey
You'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.
-frobino
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