Art Attack was secretly NSFW and our childhood is ruined

Many raised on the 90s art and crafts show Art Attack still harbour an unwavering belief that Neil Buchanan could build a nuclear reactor out of papier-mâché and PVA glue.

One of the most prominent features of the CITV children's show was "The Head".

It was a weird, moving, talking Roman statue bust that brought light relief to the otherwise intense crafting show.

Anyway, people think they've seen a secret message in the head's flowing locks.

What do you think? Were we traumatised from a young age? Or is it just hair?

Skip to five and a halfminutes into the below video, to judge for yourself.

Bonus info: Art Attack host Neil Buchanan is in a heavy metal band called Marseille.

They've released four albums and six singles since their formation in 1976.

Amazing.

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