Don't let Nickel Back is run by Craig Mandell, who is looking to raise $1000 (around £625). It implores "with your help, we can ensure that the band do not schedule any gigs here, do not attempt to come here - nor even phone here".
Just imagine, thousands - perhaps tens of thousands of music lovers - all not witnessing an exclusive concert by Nickelback in London. It will be glorious. Legendary. Dare we say, game changing?