The best worst reviews of the new 50 Shades of Grey book

The first reviews of EL James's retelling of the Fifty Shades story through Christian's eyes are in - and the critics have given it a spanking.

Grey has been described as, alternatively, "Mr Darcy with nipple clamps", a "creepy beyond belief" and (our favourite) a "boring dork with mommy issues". Here are the best worst reviews:

Christian is an egotistical, obsessive-compulsive, creepy stalker lusting after a college-aged girl.

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