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Jessica Brown
Mar 14, 2017
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Urban Outfitters
Urban Outfitters’ latest release in Australia has raised a few eyebrows, and probably made many shoppers swear off crop-tops forever more.
The “Out From Under Extreme Crop Tank Top Shrug” will cost you $16, and your dignity.
We know it‘s hot in Australia, but really?
The Teeny tiny top covers a slither of the chest, and cuts off before the breast. Very helpful.
This neck accessory is no longer available on Urban Outfitters’ website, for reasons we can only guess. But it was online long enough for people to ask "WHY?!":
@alanna @KittyLaing I've heard of Shrunk in the Wash... but come on!!— Graham Smith (@Graham Smith) 1489352519
@alanna When you want to go in public in just your underwear but someone said you HAVE to have a shirt.— Leah Petersen (@Leah Petersen) 1489170141
@alanna @ellesep what is this even for?— Merrill Barr (@Merrill Barr) 1489170495
Some people had other ideas for what the "crop top" really is:
@alanna @polly I think that it's a clavicle warmer— Andy Lehman (@Andy Lehman) 1489186721
@alanna @ParkerMolloy that is a necklace.— hate monger (@hate monger) 1489279690
Can you imagine what the tan-lines will look like?
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