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From Aunt Flo to surfing the crimson wave, the number of euphemisms for periods is almost impossible to keep up with.
So you can understand why this dad responded the way he did when his daughter texted him about "lady issues".
Warning: This message exchange involves a protective father getting a bit sweary.
I told my dad I went home early from work because of "lady issues" https://t.co/xDSXQSBzYJ — Soup62 (@Soup62)
If only dads could actually scare off periods.
Kiera Platt, aged 25, toldBuzzFeed Newsthat she and her dad Mitch are "best friends for life".
And Mitch agreed, telling the publication that the two are "very close".
@Kieeraaa Your dad is the hardest and he double text you lmao — HÀLO (@HÀLO)
@Kieeraaa Is he being serious or is this one of the greatest dad jokes of all time? I can't tell — megan ☄️ (@megan ☄️)
Dad bout to give mother nature them hands https://t.co/IPUQWpcNaM — Qucifer™ (@Qucifer™)
HT BuzzFeed News
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