Greg Evans
Jul 21, 2021
Jeff Bezos made history on Tuesday after the Amazon founder made a very brief trip to space on board his Blue Origin spaceship.
Bezos, along with three others, spent around 11 minutes in the New Shepard rocket which reached the edge of space before returning to Earth.
It’s just another chapter in the space race between billionaires who have been criticised for seeming more focused on sending into space than using their money to fix problems here on Earth.
As you can imagine, Bezos’s position as the founder of Amazon, perhaps one of the most controversial brands on the planet, meant that his little jaunt into the stars above was rife for memes and jokes.
It's been a couple of hours now and Jeff Bezos and his crew don't seem to be showing any adverse side effects… https://t.co/cBH5lskr8v— christhebarker (@christhebarker) 1626794820
Jeff Bezos should just play against Newcastle, then he'd get to spend ninety minutes in space.— Jonny Sharples (@Jonny Sharples) 1626794802
he sounds like someone trying to do an impression of triple h https://t.co/mpJspxFk2O— joh 🪰✨ (@joh 🪰✨) 1626801314
I’m Jeff Bezos and I’m going to the moon https://t.co/hcvPFDd36j— Meg Turner (@Meg Turner) 1626801164
Jeff Bezos was in space for 5 minutes—or as its known at the Amazon warehouse, your allotted break time for a 16-hour day— The Daily Show (@The Daily Show) 1626788120
One small step for man, one giant step for money.— Kashana (@Kashana) 1626788678
Jeff Bezos has decided he will not end world hunger today.— Has Jeff Bezos Decided To End World Hunger? (@Has Jeff Bezos Decided To End World Hunger?) 1626789665
congratulations to jeffrey bezos for being the second billionaire to make it to Space Jr.— soul nate (@soul nate) 1626836232
I was on the F train longer than Bezos was in space today.— Alex Baze (@Alex Baze) 1626836788
they have to say human because of scrooge mcduck https://t.co/BQmsz4Ps7r— Ben Rosen (@Ben Rosen) 1626801796
If you’ve seen Bezos’s Blue Origin ship then you’ll be well aware that it resembles well... err... the male appendage (this is reportedly quite common for suborbital commercial space programs). We’re sure this was unintentional from Bezos and his team but that didn’t stop a downpour of very NFSW jokes flooding onto Twitter.
Sorry for the aborted launch!!! I’m a bad twitterer. Enjoy this small step for man! https://t.co/6gBHHJLByQ— Jon Stewart (@Jon Stewart) 1626806962
Jeff Bezos Ryan Newman 🤝 ◾️ In the news today ◾️ Both drove a… https://t.co/6Epnl0Cyvw— nascarcasm (@nascarcasm) 1626802431
Congrats to Jeff Bezos on his successful rocket launch. And also for totally not overcompensating for something https://t.co/fI3OMxiaVQ— Big Cat (@Big Cat) 1626788558
Quite the liftoff. https://t.co/6JzR1Rfu9Z— Matt Mullin (@Matt Mullin) 1626786999
I just logged on and apparently Bezos rode a big dick into space? Is that about right?— Jessica Valenti (@Jessica Valenti) 1626790133
@drewmagary There are sometimes signs that people working for a rich/powerful person have utter contempt for their… https://t.co/J1JWrDGESu— thelaundry (@thelaundry) 1626786010
Others were just unimpressed by how short the flight was.
The duration of that Blue Origin flight was ... approximately one Quibi.— David Gura (@David Gura) 1626789429
wake me up when Bezos spends as much time in space as a dog https://t.co/ebmptQUK42— Alex Shephard (@Alex Shephard) 1626787523
Jeff Bezos spent $30M to go to space for 10 minutes. I space out 10 hours a day, for free. Learn how to budget hoe https://t.co/OV8CFbPGon— crazy broke asian (@crazy broke asian) 1626791861
Jeff Bezos spent ten minutes and ten seconds in space. Around the time it took @EdGambleComedy to inflate and pop 4… https://t.co/Ai5o7KyjCD— UKTV Play (@UKTV Play) 1626791359
Well, there you go then Mr Bezos. You managed to reach space and also spawn dozens of very crude memes in the same day. Quite an effort there from the billionaire.
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