Things men do that they think are attractive, but aren't

We really should not have to tell you some of these.

Women on Reddithave been bursting the bubble for men who think doing these things make them attractive.

No woman speaks for all womankind, but there are some turn offs which these Redditors feel men need to stop doing immediately. Pretty universally.

Using a state of the art'What-the-eff-is-that-ometre', indy100 has chosen the 13 biggest errors for posturing men.

1. Flashing the cash

2. The scent of love

3. 'It's a metaphor, but that actually happened'

4. Rude to customer services

5. Baritones

6. Baby voices

7. This is not the wild

8. Unsolicited nudes

9. Courtly lust

10. Hot wheels

11. Hiding baldness

12. Patronising

13. If you only take one piece of advice from this, let it be this:

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