Movember update: That shaving accessory you've never wanted is here

Have you been striving for that perfectly symmetrical goatee, and always found free-shaving just too darn tricky?

Perhaps your mo' is looking a bit straggly after eight days of growth, or you just need that perfect Christmas present for the person you hate and you just don't know what to get them.

Well, fear no longer. Because the "GoateeSaver", the grooming tool "designed to give you the perfect goatee EVERY time you shave" is now available in the UK.

It saves time, without sacrificing my loyalty.

It takes the guess work out of goatee grooming. It's a perfect shape every time.

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And perhaps while you're standing there in front of the mirror, shaving around a plastic mould being held on between your teeth, you can take a long hard look at yourself.

Available now on Amazon, or from GoateeSaver.com, for just £12.99

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