People keep on replacing the word 'wand' with 'penis' in passages from Harry Potter

After a day in which most news surrounding JK Rowling has involved sporting heartbreak and fierce political debate around Scotland's relationship with the Union, some light relief has emerged.

Light relief in the form of some incredibly childish humour that people keep posting online: replacing the word "wand" with "dick", "penis", "cock" (or words to that effect) in passages from Harry Potter.

Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany dick. Eleven inches.

While the joke has been doing the rounds for many a year, this Tumblr post tweeted by journalist Aoife Wilson on Monday has proven that it's still incredibly funny:

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But a reckless rage had come over Harry. He kicked his trunk open, pulled out his penis and pointed it at Uncle Vernon.

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