Mimi Launder
Oct 13, 2017

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This is the story of how just one 25.5g packet of Szechaun sauce can cause chaos.
For those blissfully unaware, Schezuan sauce was sold as a 1998 promotion by McDonald's and Disney for the movie Mulan.
Almost twenty years later, hit TV show Rick and Morty had the titular Rick let loose a rant about how the show's plot revolved entirely around his need for Szechaun sauce.
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So, McDonald's and Rick and Morty decided to do the ultimate fan service, bringing the limited edition sauce back.
But both brands were hit with a barrage of criticism whilst fans queued for hours shouting "Wubba-lubba-dub-dub" - a level of dedication they thought should have been rewarded, yet they were left with nothing.
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While minimum wage workers were left to deal with this.
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There were a lot of losers in this whole debacle but the few who did win, won big.
When demand outweighs supply this dramatically, there is cash to be made.
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And Szechaun sauce is basically a new currency.
Though the exchange rate is yet to settle.
Sometimes, it is worth exactly one 2004 Volkswagen GTI...
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...seriously. A car.
According to The Drive, Rachel Marie from Michigan was looking to offload her sauce for some pins, if she was lucky - and then she received a wild offer.
Hopefully Marie doesn't miss her sauce packet too much whilst cruising around with her 1.8-liter turbo 4-cylinder engine.
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But is also worth a lot less cash than a car (although still an outrageous amount):
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With a receipt, it rises once again.
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It fares even better in poster form.
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But here's the real question we should be asking...
Is the fabled Szechuan sauce better than real love?
Yes, according to Deadmau5, who nearly derailed his wedding to buy a jug of the stuff.
Though eventually the dance music producer decided his wedding wasn't worth postponing. He did however spend $15,000 on the sauce.
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And he gave his fans the greatest gift of all (no, not true love - keep up).
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