Kate Middleton is getting body-shamed for her fingers

There’s a bizarre suggestion going around that Kate Middleton’s fingers are exactly the same length.

Yeah.

The Sun and the front of the Daily Mail claim that the Duchess of Cambridge’s digits are the same size.

The mother-of-two had been visiting a school in Oxford when “observers noted that Kate’s fingers appear to be the same length”.

Except, as people have been pointing out online, they’re not the same length.

In fact, the Daily Mail drew a box around her fingers, showing they’re not the same length.

Awkward.

And then the jokes began.

Sigh.