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Jessica Brown
May 03, 2017
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Ashe Dryden planned on having a nice relaxing lunch when drama ensured: the woman at the next table confronted her cheating boyfriend.
Thankfully, Dryden did what every citizen of the 21st Century would do... She live-tweeted it for the rest of us.
The guy is nervously shaking his leg and can’t look at her while she calmly eats her food and lays into him 😂— ashe dryden 😷 (@ashe dryden 😷) 1493657895
The man apparently insisted he and his other girlfriend were unhappy.
I haven’t heard him saying anything but stuttered sentence fragments and animal-in-pain noises and shes like https://t.co/hjJDEn9cQr— ashe dryden 😷 (@ashe dryden 😷) 1493658077
He said the affair was "an accident".
Waiter: are you two thinking about dessert? Him: no Her: (to him) are you joking rn? (To waiter) yes, a cappuccino and chocolate cake— ashe dryden 😷 (@ashe dryden 😷) 1493658272
She laid into him in the most hilarious way possible:
Her: This is gonna sound mean, but I’m gonna find someone new right away and be happy while you’ll still be a cheating loser— ashe dryden 😷 (@ashe dryden 😷) 1493659174
And it continued:
Her: but look at me: I’m fine. I’m going out tonight and gonna do body shots. I’m tired of you but I’m fine.— ashe dryden 😷 (@ashe dryden 😷) 1493659901
On the other woman, who, it emerged, was Brad's girlfriend for five years:
Her: the first thing she said to me is “we’re gonna be so much happier”. We’re gonna be happy not staying up until 3am reading your emails— ashe dryden 😷 (@ashe dryden 😷) 1493661502
And if she didn't already sound amazing enough:
Waiter just came back and she paid the bill 🤷🏼♀️— ashe dryden 😷 (@ashe dryden 😷) 1493661588
And how did it end?
Him: anyway I should probably go— ashe dryden 😷 (@ashe dryden 😷) 1493662764
They walked out together. Those two tables are how close we’ve been lol https://t.co/8SPgZTkBpz— ashe dryden 😷 (@ashe dryden 😷) 1493662839
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