Alas, it has since transpired that Noah was being pranked.
After the tweets went viral, Noah was informed by some new friends he had met at a football game that they had tricked him.
Speaking to BuzzFeed, he explained that he had no idea the texts were fake when he initially shared the screen shots on Twitter.
He told the site:
I tweeted them because at the time they were an unknown local number to me and I was thinking 'what the heck! this is gold' and I posted it! After it blew up and got 'viral' you could say, he then told me that it was him pranking me all along late into the night.
He added that he wasn't too fussed that the texts were a prank, he's just "glad people got some laughts out of it, I sure did!"
Update: This article has been updated to include quotes from Noah discussing the validity of the text messages.